Abe Lincoln dodged the bullet in goblinAmerica, a brain-mottling shoo…

Abe Lincoln dodged the bullet in goblinAmerica, a brain-mottling shooter set in a putrefying alternative USA

Towards the end of goblinAmerica's tutorial level, you mercilessly gun down a huge cherry tree. Like much else in the game's world, the tree is an abomination – beige and rubbery as a stunted hatchling, with hard, tacky fruit hanging from it like dumbbells torturously sewn into the skin. Its death throes are pathetic, and somehow erotic. It sags and sprawls, breasting across the arena boobily with an undefinable cry. I am happy that this creature is slain, and hope never to encounter its like again. I know in my heart that I will.

Portugal v DR Congo: World Cup 2026 – live

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I’m glad Portugal have played a proper winger, not Félix, who now looks destined not to fulfil the potential he had at 19, when Atlético Madrid paid £113m for him. Neto has pace, the ability to go both ways, and offers more out of possession than Leão, so the selection makes sense, another quick player to offset Ronaldo’s lack of speed.

DRC, meanwhile, move to a five at the back. I'm a little surprised Noah Sadiki has left out, but the three picked ahead of him have earned their spots.

NachrichtenPantomime villain Bryson DeChambeau ends his Open with a whimper | Sean IngleR&A can quietly exhale as American’s challenge fizzles out in front of the occasional barb from Royal Birkdale crowdDeep into the final round of the Open, and Bryson DeChambeau ...Öffnen →

Technikchef erklärt: Was beim Toyota #8 an der Bremse schiefgegangen ist

Die 24 Stunden von Le Mans der laufenden WEC-Saison 2026 wurden am vergangenen Wochenende von Toyota gewonnen. Allerdings lag nach Ablauf der zweitägigen Renndistanz nicht dasjenige Auto des Teams vorne, welches das schnellere war.

Die Datenanalyse der 24h Le Mans 2026 zeigt, dass der Toyota #8 von Sebastien Buemi, Brendon Hartley, Ryo Hirakawa das schnellste Auto im Feld war, wenn man pro ...Weiterlesen

England v Croatia: World Cup 2026 – live

⚽️ Kick-off: 3pm local time/4pm EDT/9pm BST/6am AEST
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It’s day seven of the 2026 World Cup, and finally England are on their way. They are Tom’s 26. Hear the roar, of the red, white and … ah who remembers that cheesy old song anyway? Point is, after an interminable wait, England are at long last getting down to business.

Whether they’d have hand-picked Croatia as their first opponents is a moot point. On the one hand, England are a young and vibrant team, the sap rising, while most of Croatia’s first choice are in their 30s and their captain and talisman Luka Modric is now into his fifth decade. But on the other, this is a team that reached the final in 2018 and the semis last time round, and all of that Croatian experience has got to count for something.

Capcom zeigt Onimusha: Way of the Sword auf der Gamescom 2026

Koelnmesse, Halle 9, Stand A070 – so lauten auch auf der Gamescom 2026 die Koordinaten des Gamescom-Stands von Capcom. Als erster der großen Videospiele-Publisher hat Capcom heute das vollständige Line-Up für die Gamescom 2026 (26. – 30. August) bekannt gegeben – und damit zwei Monate vor dem Auftakt des weltgrößten Games-Events. Am Stand in Halle […]

Der Beitrag Capcom zeigt Onimusha: Way of the Sword auf der Gamescom 2026 erschien zuerst auf GamesWirtschaft.de.

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Real Madrid beder UEFA om at tage disciplinære sanktioner mod Barcelona i forbindelse med Negeira-sagen Real Madrid har genåbnet "Negreira-sagen" vedrørende undersøgelsen af betalinger foretaget af FC Barcelona til José María Enríquez Negreira, tidligere næstformand for den tekniske dommerkomité i det Kongelig Spanske Fodboldforbund (som nu er 80 år og har demens), cirka 8,4 millioner euro betalt mellem 2001 og 2018. Mi…

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Michael J. Fox gör rösten till huvudkaraktären i den kommande animerade Dragoons Trots sin kamp mot Parkinson så jobbar Michael J. Fox vidare inom branschen. Han syntes bland annat i komedi-serien Shrinking. Nu ska han, vilket Variety rapportede om, göra rösten till huvudkaraktären Dougie i den kommande animerade filmen Dragoons. Det är Icon Creative Studios som ligger bakom filmen - som beskrivs

Real Madrid ber UEFA om å iverksette disiplinærtiltak mot Barcelona i forbindelse med Negreira-saken Real Madrid har gjenopptatt «Negreira-saken», som gjelder etterforskningen av utbetalinger fra FC Barcelona til José María Enríquez Negreira, tidligere visepresident i det tekniske dommerutvalget i Det spanske fotballforbundet (som nå er 80 år og lider av demens), omtrent 8,4 millioner euro utbetalt mellom 2001 og 201…

The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales - Guide til våben, genstande og tips The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales er her, og fans af klassiske action-eventyrspil i stil med A Link to the Past, Chrono Trigger eller Secret of Mana kan glæde sig til noget, da Elliot byder på et eventyr stærkt inspireret af disse titler samt et glat og komfortabelt gameplay,

Strobl-Nachfolger: Verl stellt neuen Trainer am Donnerstag vor Zwei Wochen nach dem Abgang von Tobias Strobl zum VfL Wolfsburg ist der SC Verl bei der Suche nach einem neuen Trainer fündig geworden. Wer künftig an der Seitenlinie steht, wollen die Ostwestfalen am Donnerstag bekanntgeben. Pressekonferenz um 14 Uhr Für 14 Uhr hat der Sportclub zu einer Pressekonferenz geladen.

Abe Lincoln dodged the bullet in goblinAmerica, a brain-mottling shoo…